Welcome to the Confectionery.
Candy Andy Sweets & Treats, where all of your candy needs can be met. Located right across from the massacre site — I mean, Max's Homemade Cupcakes.

I'm Andy. I used to work on Wall Street, but now I have a job I actually like which is selling candy to kids and pedophiles using it to lure kids. I'm old but not that old, my sweet tooth is uncontrollable, I have sisters that to this day still torment me, oh and hey, I was an eagle scout.

[AU Independent 2 Broke Girls RP Blog where Andy's store is till open. Tracking 'candrewandrew']


bakedandbroke:

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Probably as often as you see a cat getting along with it’s food.

~Max

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But not as often as you see a elephant petting a sheep.

- Andy

candrew-andrew stepped into the shop

bakedandbroke:

Max rolled her eyes, before smiling back and nodding. “Sounds great! And yeah totally, I’m sure we can work some thing out. Seeing how I’m always stealing you candy, you’re entitled to a few cupcakes.” She checked her watch before standing. “I can close up now and we can go over, if you’d like. We never get anyone past six anyways.” She shrugged before fluffing her hair.

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He lifted her wrist and looked at her watch as well, taking note of the time. “Yeah, how about I meet you there? I’ll have a bag of candy waiting for you.” Tossing her a smile, he backed out of the store and spun around to face his own. Unlocking the door, Andy stepped inside and hit the light, illuminating the candy shop. He marveled at the small, enclosed space he called his own. It never got old. Grabbing a taste testing bag from the back, he filled it with a random assortment of sweets and as he did so he watched the window for Max.

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stingerblast-wasp started following you

stingerblast-wasp:

“Oh goodness, not cardboard,” Janet shook her head with a laugh, “I really hope it doesn’t come to anything of the sort. That would be horrifying.”

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“You never know. Let’s just cherish what we’ve got now.” Andy said as he tossed a few gummy bears in his mouth. 

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Inside the Murder House || Andy and Hana

the-unknown-langdon:

She looked at him, leaning against the counter as he went on before having a slight grin on her face. “Just once though.. I’m sure i won’t have any problems with my weight or cholesterol.. or whatever.” she bit her lips slightly, remembering the fact that she could go outside the house whenever she wanted now.. Maybe if this turned out alright, they could do something on the outside..

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“I wish I could help you out, but I can’t.” He honestly wished he could do something for her to feel alive again. Unfortunately, he had no experience in he field of revival and witchcraft. Hoping to drop the conversation, he tugged her towards the next room. “What else does this old place got? Any hidden rooms?”

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Valentines Day is coming up.

the-unknown-langdon:

“think you’ll do great, with our without the accent..”

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“Thanks.” He cleared his throat and tried his hand at a British accent. “Tea. Queen Elizabeth. Big Ben.” Laughing softly, he tried to keep a straight face as he tipped his head to the side in an inquiring manner. “How was that?”

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It’s Valentines Day. You know what that means.

Pucker up. 

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Valentines Day is coming up.

the-unknown-langdon:

“That’s really something, Andy..”

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"Isn’t it? I just need to work on the accent."

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phoebe-rambles started following you

phoebe-rambles:

She huffed, blowing hair up and out of her face, rolling her eyes lightheartedly. “Oh, geesh… If we’re bein’ honest, I’m workin’ on a few too many things. I got a whole lot of things started, but nothin’ is even close to be finished. Ah, well, progress is progress regardless, right?”

"Right." He said assertively and poked her shoulder. "And even though you’re piling work on yourself and multitasking it’s great you have a bunch of ideas. If they’re all good you can make a fortune off of royalties." 

stingerblast-wasp started following you

stingerblast-wasp:

Janet nodded with a smile, accepting the box of Zours, “Thank you. Yes, the spices are the worst. I’m not sure they’re even done with all the flavours just yet. Wait till they start adding even more.”

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"I doubt they’ll ever be done. Watch, in thirty years or less they’ll have developed a cardboard flavor." He told her with a nod. "Or wheat. Think about a wheat flavored jellybean." Andy pulled a face then grinned at her. "I hope they don’t sink that low."

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Inside the Murder House || Andy and Hana

the-unknown-langdon:

She looked at him, “We can, but it’s not really necessary..” she explained, and tucked a strain of hair behind her ear. “Though i honestly would’v wanted to eat one day..” she said again, and looked at him.

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"No you don’t." He said, putting on a serious face. "You have to watch your weight, your cholesterol…" he lifted a finger for each reason, a smile growing on his face. "Eating is a pain."

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— theme